Why are cats so good at video games?
They have nine lives.

How do cats keep law and order?
Claw enforcement.

What do cats do after a fight?
Hiss and make up.

What is a cat’s favorite tool in the kitchen?
The whisker.

I have one cat that always has to start something.
She is always the Cat-alyst.

Why did the cats get in trouble in class?
They were cheetahs.

What would a cat tell the other if they see them misbehaving?
You better a-paw-logize.

The other day I heard a really bad cat joke.
Nah, I’m just kitten.
