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“Faithful Funnies”

September 13, 2022
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Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.


What kind of guy was Boaz before he got married?
Ruthless.


I tried to read multiple translations at once but there was a lot of cross referencing.


Why is the Bible one of the best-selling books in the world?
It’s very prophetable.


What did Adam and Eve do after they were kicked out of the garden?
They raised Cain.


What’s a missionary’s favorite type of car?
A convertible.


If you need an Ark, I Noah guy.


How long did Cain hate his brother?
As long as he was Abel.


Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.


An elderly woman had just returned home from an evening church service when she realized there was an intruder in her home. The lady ran into the room and yelled “Stop! Acts 2:38!”

Hearing her, the burglar stopped dead in his tracks and stood motionless. The woman calmly called the police and explained what was going on.

As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, “Why did you just stand there? All the lady did was yell a Bible verse at you.”

“Bible verse?” said the burglar, “She said she had an ax and two 38’s!”

Shannon Leach is an inspirational encouragement writer and the owner of A Repurposed Heart and ARH Inspirations. Her authentic stories and books about leadership, life, and loving people focus on encouraging others and reminding them they are not alone. Her work can also be found in Guideposts and multiple Chicken Soup for the Soul books. She also holds a bachelor’s degree in Social Work and is the co-founder of the nonprofit The Fostered Gift.
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