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“Coffee Quips”

September 12, 2022
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What is a coffee lover’s favorite exercise?
The French Press


Why are Italians so good at making coffee?
Because they know how to espresso themselves.


A girl walks into a coffee shop and feels like she’s been there before. The barista asks her if she is okay. She responds, “Yes, I am fine, I just a had a moment of déja-brew.


Why did the kangaroo tell her joey he could not have any coffee?
She said it would make him too jumpy.


What do teenagers and coffee have in common?
Both are always getting grounded.


What is it called when you steal someone’s coffee?
Mugging!


How do you take your coffee?
Very, very seriously.

Shannon Leach is an inspirational encouragement writer and the owner of A Repurposed Heart and ARH Inspirations. Her authentic stories and books about leadership, life, and loving people focus on encouraging others and reminding them they are not alone. Her work can also be found in Guideposts and multiple Chicken Soup for the Soul books. She also holds a bachelor’s degree in Social Work and is the co-founder of the nonprofit The Fostered Gift.
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