What is a coffee lover’s favorite exercise?
The French Press
Why are Italians so good at making coffee?
Because they know how to espresso themselves.
A girl walks into a coffee shop and feels like she’s been there before. The barista asks her if she is okay. She responds, “Yes, I am fine, I just a had a moment of déja-brew.
Why did the kangaroo tell her joey he could not have any coffee?
She said it would make him too jumpy.
What do teenagers and coffee have in common?
Both are always getting grounded.
What is it called when you steal someone’s coffee?
How do you take your coffee?
Very, very seriously.