What is a coffee lover’s favorite exercise?
The French Press
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Why are Italians so good at making coffee?
Because they know how to espresso themselves.
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A girl walks into a coffee shop and feels like she’s been there before. The barista asks her if she is okay. She responds, “Yes, I am fine, I just a had a moment of déja-brew.
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Why did the kangaroo tell her joey he could not have any coffee?
She said it would make him too jumpy.
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What do teenagers and coffee have in common?
Both are always getting grounded.
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What is it called when you steal someone’s coffee?
Mugging!
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How do you take your coffee?
Very, very seriously.
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