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"Coffee Quips"

September 12, 2022
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What is a coffee lover's favorite exercise?
The French Press


Why are Italians so good at making coffee?
Because they know how to espresso themselves.


A girl walks into a coffee shop and feels like she's been there before. The barista asks her if she is okay. She responds, "Yes, I am fine, I just a had a moment of déja-brew.


Why did the kangaroo tell her joey he could not have any coffee?
She said it would make him too jumpy.


What do teenagers and coffee have in common?
Both are always getting grounded.


What is it called when you steal someone's coffee?
Mugging!


How do you take your coffee?
Very, very seriously.

Shannon Leach is an inspirational encouragement writer and the owner of A Repurposed Heart. She writes both fiction and nonfiction stories about leadership, life, and loving people in order to encourage others and remind them they are not alone.
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