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“Cheesy Chuckles”

September 13, 2022
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I am afraid for the calendar, its days are numbered.

What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.

I tried to use a pencil that had two erasers but it was just pointless.

How did dad watch the fishing tournament?
Live stream.

Elevator jokes are great. They work on so many levels.

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just wanted a bit more space.

What state is known for small drinks.
Minnesota.

Did you hear about the circus fire?
It was in tents.

Why do oysters keep their pearls hidden?
Because they are shellfish.

What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.

Why were the king’s men too tired to fight?
Too many sleepless knights.

I wanted to put together a great team for hide and seek, but good players are so hard to find.

Never trust an atom. They make up everything.

Shannon Leach is an inspirational encouragement writer and the owner of A Repurposed Heart and ARH Inspirations. Her authentic stories and books about leadership, life, and loving people focus on encouraging others and reminding them they are not alone. Her work can also be found in Guideposts and multiple Chicken Soup for the Soul books. She also holds a bachelor’s degree in Social Work and is the co-founder of the nonprofit The Fostered Gift.
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