What do you call an iPhone that won’t work?
Dead Siri-ous.

Why would my son not let me use “beef stew” as a password?
Because it was not strong-a-noff.

Who is the patron saint of email?
Saint Francis of a CC.

There’s a band called 1023MB. They haven’t had any gigs yet.

Why did the Power Point cross the road?
To get to the other slide.

I changed my password to “incorrect” so now whenever I forget it, the computer will say “Your password is incorrect.”

What is a computer virus?
A terminal illness.

Can trees use the internet?
Of course, they just need to log in.

Why was the computer so tired from the trip?
It was a hard drive.

What is the biggest lie in the world?
“I have read the terms and conditions.”