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Comical Cats

September 13, 2022

Why are cats so good at video games?
They have nine lives.

How do cats keep law and order?
Claw enforcement.

What do cats do after a fight?
Hiss and make up.

What is a cat’s favorite tool in the kitchen?
The whisker.

I have one cat that always has to start something.
She is always the Cat-alyst.

Why did the cats get in trouble in class?
They were cheetahs.

What would a cat tell the other if they see them misbehaving?
You better a-paw-logize.

The other day I heard a really bad cat joke.
Nah, I’m just kitten.

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Shannon Leach is a freelance writer, creativity coach, and the owner of ARH Inspirations. Her authentic stories and books about the struggles of leadership, life, and loving people focus on encouraging others and reminding them they are not alone. Her work can also be found in Guideposts and multiple Chicken Soup for the Soul books. She also holds a bachelor’s degree in social work and is the founder of the nonprofit The Fostered Gift.

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