Why are cats so good at video games?
They have nine lives.
How do cats keep law and order?
Claw enforcement.
What do cats do after a fight?
Hiss and make up.
What is a cat’s favorite tool in the kitchen?
The whisker.
I have one cat that always has to start something.
She is always the Cat-alyst.
Why did the cats get in trouble in class?
They were cheetahs.
What would a cat tell the other if they see them misbehaving?
You better a-paw-logize.
The other day I heard a really bad cat joke.
Nah, I’m just kitten.
